Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Road Warrior- heeeey what a rush!

Sometimes low budget films can be gems. It's tough because with the low budget comes hokey acting, costumes, sets, camera techniques, etc. But in the case of this small-time Australian flick, it makes the movie.
The Road Warrior is set in post-apocalyptic Australia in which gasoline is worth more than a human life. A loner by the name of Max comes across a refinery in the middle of the wasteland under siege by a vicious gang. It's a tremendous tale of morality. Max is a loner who is thinking from one day to the next. Survival is primary on his mind. The question is: will he or won't he help these people for a benefit other than his own?
Out of necessity, this film is very grungy and dusty. Obviously a low budget picture, all the aforementioned elements shine because they fit in the context. Our bad guys drive busted up cars that were probably hauled in from a junkyard, the costumes looked like they were the only thing available to wear, and it all works. It perfectly suits this movie and it's simple concepts.
Watch this flick. Just do it.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Adventureland- adventure man

A hot trend in the biz these days is the off-beat comedy. Characters who aren't the prettiest, they're eccentric, and they have goofy interests. The current blueprint for this is Juno. Jason Reitman's pleasant flick about a pregnant teen has set the bar high for films like it.
Adventureland is about a young man who is forced to work at a rinky dink theme park in the summer of 1987 to make money for school. He gets the job expecting a terrible summer of toiling away but ends up having the time of his life. The dialogue is fun and generally unique. The acting is solid, even Ryan Reynolds manages to not overdo it for once. Jesse Eisenberg, from such fantastic films as The Squid and the Whale and Roger Dogder, is very solid in the lead role. Kristen Stewart, of Twilight (I'm sorry, I just puked in my mouth) fame, is good but she plays with her hair one too many times that it becomes aggravating. The flaws lie in the story. It comes across as a studio picture that has been made to look like an offbeat, indie comedy.
It's not that I didn't like it. I did. It's quite funny and is one of those movies where the character relationships work when the comedy is not as heavily involved. If someone were to say, "Hey man, wanna watch Adventureland?" I would say of course. I just wouldn't pay.

Monday, March 23, 2009

You are a movie connoisseur if...

I hate movie fans. I ain't gonna lie. Your average 'fan' is really just a person who watches movies frequently. I consider myself not a fan, but a connoisseur. Believe me, I know how arrogant and self-absorbed that sounds. I just don't care because quite honestly, it's true. I decided to compile a list of requirements (no, certain characteristics aren't debatable, come on) that deem one a connioseuer:
1. You can sit through a movie that exceeds 3 hours regardless of the subject matter and, unless truly horrible, not turn it off because of the length. The ultimate test being Inland Empire on five hours rest at 10 pm when having to wake up at 5 am.
2. You cannot argue with someone who believes the Godfather I and II are not one of the best movies ever made. In my opinion, there are a handful of movies that if anybody said they were the best I would not argue. The Godfathers are a barometer that is set to weed out the weak.
3. You can watch a movie made before 1970.
4. You can watch a silent film.
5. You can name at least one actor who is in everything but is not a lead actor. Added props if you can recognize extras.
6. You can not only quote a movie, you could quote the conversation that the quote you used took place.
7. You understand why Plan 9 From Outer Space is so terrible. And I don't mean, "Cause it was so bad!" I mean why it was so bad.
8. You have a favorite director/writer/actor who 90% of people have no idea who they are.
9. You don't cringe at the thought of watching a foreign film.
10. When Tom Cruise is on screen, you generally become nauseous.
11. When Marlon Brando screams, "I coulda been a contender!" you get a boner (ok, not really...but really...)
12. You often need a minute to compose yourself as the credits roll because you literally.........cannot.....speak......
If you meet these requirements, you are a friend of mine. If not, I offer you no points and may God have mercy on your soul (it'd be nice if you could name the movie that was from, too).

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Best Biopic Performances

You know I don't love people playing real roles. Like my good friend Ricky says, "You can't sum up a persons life in two hours." But they can be great. Let's list off some of the best, in no particular order (although if it's listed high chances are I thought of it quickest).
1. George C. Scott as Gen. George S. Patton in "Patton"...quite simply one of the most quotable, memorable biopic performances, heck, performances period. He's so badass it's ridiculous.
2. Christopher Plummer as Mike Wallace in "The Insider"...He's in it for like, 20 minutes, and he's amazing. You get the impression Mike Wallace was exactly like that. Try to convince me his blowup at Gina Gershon is not one of the most intense things you've ever seen.
3. Bruno Ganz as Adolph Hitler in "Downfall"...we all have an impression of how crazy Hitler was. Nobody likes him. Yet Ganz does an amazing portrayal of a man at his end, cornered and losing his grip. Like Christopher Plummer, try to convince me his blowup is not one of the most intense things you've ever seen.
4. F. Murray Abraham as Atonio Sallieri in "Amadeus"...Amadeus rules. And Abraham does such a great job, granted it's not necessarily accurate. He plays Sallieri as a forgotten man. You really the idea, too.
5. Paul Newman and Robert Redford as Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid in "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid"...just plain, straight up entertainment. Is there a better outlaw duo ever? Heck, Newman and Redford should have been credited as one entity: Newford or or or Redman....yeaaaa.....
6. Eric Bana as Mark 'Chopper' Reed in "Chopper"...just watch it and you'll understand why it's on this list.
7. Denzel Washington as Ruben 'Hurricane' Carter in "The Hurricane"...arguably his best performance. Like many on this list, there are a few scenes which just make your skin tingle. Carter in solitary confinement battling his demons. As if the Hurricane and Ruben Carter are two different people fighting for control of the same body. Awesome stuff.
8. Daniel Day-Lewis as Christy Brown in "My Left Foot"...never even seen it. All I know is he uses his left foot for everything. I mean, shoot man, who the hell can keep their concentration that long? He's method, too. Did he do it the whole filming process?
6. Muhammad Ali as Muhammad Ali in "When We Were Kings"- How amazing is it that an actor with the exact same name as Muhammad Ali ends up playing him in one of the best sports flicks ever? HAHAHA, good stuff eh?..........what? That was the real Muhammad Ali? Oh....BOOYA!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The D'pahdid- *translation* The Departed

Funny, I started writing this on St.Pats and then COMPLETELY forgot about it....I wonder why? So I'll just start like I never missed it.
It is St. Patrick's day! This glorious holiday unfortunately comes only once a year, giving us movie fans only one day a year to celebrate the gluttony of Irish films. Ok, by gluttony I mean...the, uh, litany? Sadly, the number of films that honor Ireland are few and far between. For every Once you have a Far and Away. Therefore, I took this day to dishonor a movie that takes place in the Irish epicenter of America: Boston.
The Departed is a film by Martin Scorsese, he made famous by the mafia crime genre. It tells the story of two moles; one working for the police, the other for the mob. They have both infiltrated the others' side and are in the works of uncovering one another. Little known fact is that the Departed is a remake of a Chinese flick known as Infernal Affairs. If one were to watch both of these movies they'd realize the story is virtually the same; down to the smashing of the cast on our heroes arm. This is pet-peeve number one. No offence to Scorsese, he's great and I love the guy, but he made an American carbon-copy of a Chinese movie. Doesn't that scream cheap?
The Departed won Best Picture in 2007, not a complete disgrace of a win, but in comparison to Scorsese's other great works it doesn't fit. I mean, people praise the acting of this flick but I just don't get it. To start: Leonardo DiCaprio is fairly unbelievable in this role. He's never been a 'tough' guy. He grows a beard and people think he can kick ass? Right. Matt Damon, while very charming, is so over-the-top it's actually more funny than anything. I mean, he enunciates everything like his life is going to end. Nicholson is cool, but he's not nearly on his form. Mark Wahlberg suffers from the Matt Damon syndrome. Probably the worst of the bunch.
That said, the movie has it's moments. A great soundtrack is utilized beautifully. Some very memorable scenes. And, despite the fact it's a copy, a great story. It's just not the movie people say it is. Did I mention the entire film is copied?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Jaws- we're gonna need a bigger boat

There are some movies that no matter much time goes by they are never dated. They stay strong as an immovable boulder in a river of garbage (whoa, simile overload). These movies tend to be groundbreaking landmarks of cinema. They change their genre or the industry in general.
Jaws tells the story of a shark terrorizing a summer town and the three men who set out to stop it.
Like many great films, the premise is simple. The story arc is simple. Unlike some movies that are determined to start with as loud a bang as possible, Jaws begins subtly and thus is all the more terrifying. A girl goes night swimming. All of a sudden something grabs her from beneath and thrashes her through the water. She screams in agony, disturbing the peaceful night, until she is suddenly pulled under and it is silent once again. As if she was never there. It's this subtlety that makes Jaws so powerful.
It's a movie that simply suggests the horrifying potential of what we do not know or understand. What is scarier than what we don't know? Water is a horrifying thing. There are many scary things in water, and the biggest and scariest of them all is the shark. Everything about a shark is scary. Steve Spielberg takes advantage of this.
Jaws still stands amongst very few when it comes to the monster genre. Not many movies in any genre have stood the test of time like Jaws, and for that it deserves heaps of credit.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

What I can't wait to see...

The Road- Cormac McCarthy, only the guy who wrote No Country For Old Men, has his post-apocalyptic odyssey adapted to screen. I loved this book. It's going to be a great flick. One reason? Your average fan will hate it. Oh yea. Can't wait.
Blood Meridian- Another McCarthy adaptation. I'm currently about 150 pages in. It's supposed to be one of the bloodier books in print. Anyways, it's awesome. Ridley Scott is slated to direct. The cherry on top. I can't wait for this one, it hasn't even begun filing yet either.
Star Trek- I know, I know. This has potential to blow like Moby Dick (multiple puns intended). It intrigues me though. I can't say why, as I'm really not sure. Something about it's look has me excited. And hey, if it sucks, that'll be just entertaining.
Public Enemies- think The Untouchables except you know, without Kevin Costner. This one has crime genre fans abuzz and for good reason: Michael Mann, one of the best crime guys around, directs Christian Bale and Johnny Depp in the leads. Can anyone say, 'awesome'?
Dragonball Evolution- ok, not really. HA!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Shawshank Redemption- Upon further review....

Watched it. Still overrated. Sorry.

Acting- what makes a good role?

Acting is one of the integral parts of movie-making. Bad acting can sink a movie faster than a leaky lifeboat (Leaky lifeboats!?). Good acting can sustain a film, even define it. What makes good acting though? It's really a matter of opinion. Of course, some people have a better opinion than others.
To me, acting is in in the nuances. The way an actor delivers a line for emphasis, their voice fluctuating where it regularly should not. The way they walk or move. The more subtle the detail, the better. Because in all honesty, who really twitches or mutters in an over-obvious way? If an actor has to do too much it is too much. Then again, some actors thrive on overacting. Mostly comedians. Or Jimmy Stewart.
What kind of roles are the best kind then? Well, if you ask the Academy it's the kind your average joe would say is good acting. This means playing the mentally or physically handicapped, someone gay, or a famous figure. Don't get me wrong, these roles are challenging. Their just too obvious. I say the best kind are the ones where an actor can build on a fictional character who has the kind of issues you may not know but notice if you look well enough. A drug addict. A person who's spouse is cheating on them. A person with social anxiety disorder. Think of how hard it is to convey the emotions requisite of a person who's problems are under the surface. Do you wear your problems on your sleeve?
When I watch Sean Penn act, I find it very smug. Almost like he knows he's got some meaty, meaningful role. When I watch Tom Wilkinson, I see an actor with versatility. It's personal opinion. I will argue my opinion is superior to yours, but I will respect that you have an opinion.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Sequels- bigger, louder, badder

I hate sequels. There is nothing more annoying than a sequel. Hell, then people started getting into prequels and I say to myself, "When will the madness end?" and the reality is that only when the buck stops, sequels will stop.
The problem with sequels is inherent. It's a simple formula really: Sequel = Original Movie + Bigger Budget (Opening Weekend Profit/Original Budget) - Brains. What happens when someone gets money they don't need? They spend it, right? How do they spend it? Carelessly, right? They spend it in a way that does not match the way they had before, that had ultimately led to their previous success, and hence the bigger budget. It makes everyone involved lazy. It doesn't help that the original minds behind the project get out (for good reason) to do more original, rewarding work. The studio then hires some music video rookie, give them a major budget and say, "Make it good!" (which is movie-speak for, "Make more money!")
Let us look at some sequels from the years. The Matrix sequels. Garbage, right? Why? Because the budget was huge (they built a freeway for it for goodness sakes) and the story was so complicated it was almost funny. Everyone decided it needed to be bigger and better. Pirates of the Caribbean. The first was charming and fun. The second one was nauseating anytime Johnny Depp wasn't on screen. The third one was bad in general. Every Rocky sequel minus Rocky II was garbage.
This is not to say that all sequels stink. The Dark Knight is better than the original. The Godfather Part II, awesome. The Empire Strikes Back, awesome. Terminator 2: Judgment Day, awesome. The Bourne sequels. They exist.
The problem, and this is especially prevalent today, is that studios feel the need to add with sequels rather than expand sequels. Bigger vehicles rather than better stunt driving or CGI rather than inventive choreography. Films are dumbed down for he masses so they'll go see it rather than care about it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Comic book films

If there is one current trend that is as polarizing as comic book adaptations, I'd like to see it. You've got films like The Dark Knight and Road To Perdition inspired by graphic novels, that are sensational. Then you've got literal page-to-screen versions of graphic novels like 300, done poorly (made by the 'visionary' Zack Snyder). Then you've got films inspired by comic book characters like the X-Men and Spiderman. Some are good, some stink.
Comic books and graphic novels provide great sources for film. However. I still contend novels are better. Why? Novels provide the vision that can be adapted to the screen. Which means that the films adaptation of the novel will be judged for the content more than the visuals. Whereas a comic book/graphic novel film will be judged on the story and the visuals. Not to mention, the visuals of a graphic novel eliminate nearly all flexibility for the director to create their own interpretation on screen. Just look at 300. It's a panel for panel remake. Look at what they're trying to do with Watchmen. I get that it's gorgeous visual art, but it's still lifting the panel and putting it on screen.
Watch a film like Road To Perdition. That is the epitome of a graphic novel that is made unique and visualized nearly separate from the on paper content. In the end, it's a double edged sword no matter what. However, a good director turns his back to the crowd and applies their own vision to the content, makes it their own. That is what a good director does.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Twilight- the phenomenot

Your movie fan is broken down into three groups: the knowers, the know nots, and know not muches. The knowers are people who can recognize a good movie when they see it and a bad movie when they see it (which is oftentimes likened to watching a comedy to your average person). The know nots can recognize what makes a good movie but not what makes a bad one, hence they tend to like a lot of stuff. The know not muches couldn't discern a good movie from a bad movie even if they wanted to so they end up liking mostly garbage.
Twilight is the current mega hit in the movie biz. The kind of movie that makes ridiculous amount of money, so much so that the sequel is greenlit within the first week of the release. It's the story of a young girl who falls in love with a mysterious new boy who happens to be a vampire. She falls for him, he falls for her, they stare longingly into each others eyes and then they kiss so achingly slow it's almost painful to watch.
There are some movies that do not need to be viewed to be judged and criticized. Freddy Got Fingered, Postal, etc. Twilight is one of them. For one, it's routinely panned by critics. And as much as people like to say, "I don't listen to critics." let's be honest. It's their job and they tend to know what they're doing. Therefore, if a movie is panned by nearly all who watch it, that's hundreds of educated minds coming to the same conclusion. You know, kind of like when every doctor alive says drinking acid is bad. Another reason is that it's a teen love story. Name me one teen love story that had any substance. Crickets. Ok, next topic. It's aimed a very specific demographic; women aged 13 - 45 also known as women who are looking for romance at every turn. So when you watch the trailer and see the dashing lead say, "You're eyes make me....want to stare forever." they get lightheaded and giddy. The final reason why I can say without a doubt Twilight is not a good movie without having ever seen it; unquestionable campiness in nearly every facet. Just watch the position of the camera, the way shots are set-up, the lighting, the sets, the acting, the dialogue, go on and on and it's all campy, campy, campy.
Next time you see a trailer and think to yourself, "Man, that looks great!" Please, stop for a moment and think about what you just saw. More than likely it was an orgy of the best parts of the flick, and you've been duped.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Shawshank Redemption- inspiration for the masses

I'm all for an inspirational story. A tale of exceeding the limits one has been confined too. Overcoming great odds. Is that not the dream everyone has? To be better? To be more? In this regard, people are suckers for a good inspirational story. The reality, as most people find out, is that life offers very little of these dynamics. I've always preferred the films that provide inspiration and realism in the same. Where even the slightest triumph can provide meaning to the characters in the film. Such titles as One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, On The Waterfront, and Cool Hand Luke. The main character may not have to even survive to provide the inspiration.
The Shawshank Redemption is considered by many to arguably be the most inspiring film made. It tells the story of Andy Dufresne, a man who is sent to prison for killing his wife and her liver although he is innocent. While inside he befriends a man named Red. Red has become content with life inside the prison, while Andy keeps up hope.
My greatest criticism of this movie is how it tries to make life inside the prison seem horrible. I'm not saying prison is a cakewalk, but I mean, come on. Are they seriously trying to make the Warden appear so evil when he has lines like this, "The woman can't cook worth shit anyways." Ooooo, I'm so scared! Then he *SPOILER ALERT* kills Tommy. Ohhhh nooooo! It tries to be hard, but in the end the story just does not offer any conflict worth a darn.
The only part of that film that truly moved me was *SPOILER ALERT* when Brooks is set free and decides that rather than live a life where he is serves no purpose, he takes his own life. That is a real character dilemma culminating in a meaningful, significant end. It reminds me of another Stephan King/Frank Darabont film called the Green Mile. It pulls no punches in it's portrayal of inspiration.
I love debating about this movie. It's one that unanimously is loved. Sometimes I wonder if it's just a mistake on my part. Too bad it ain't.