It's an age old dilemma; you wanna watch a movie but you're not sure which to watch. Now compounding this is when one has a massive movie collection. It makes things, shall we say, difficult?
This is how it begins:
Step 1: Recognize the need. The need.....for movie lovin'.
Step 2: Evaluate the goals and objectives; do I want to be entertained, think, zone out, etc.
Step 3: Determine options available. Captain Corelli's Mandolin is never one.
Step 4: Apply the goals and objectives to the options available. i.e. I want to zone out, options? Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Michael Bay movies, any movie with Vin Diesel.
Step 5: Second guess whether the options are really options at all. "I mean, I wanna be entertained but The Godfather is almost too good that it borders on being a thinker and not an entertainer."
Step 6A: Repeat steps 1-4.
Step 6B: Stop being a whuss and move on.
Step 7: Determine final choices.
Step 8: Point Break is always a final choice no matter your desired goals and objectives.
Step 9: Evaluate pros and cons of final choices. This does not mean watching a PROfessional sports movie or a movie about CONmen. However, the PROfessional is considered fair game.
Step 10A: Make decision.
Step 10B: Repeat Steps 1-9 in varying orders until sleepy.
Step 10C: Get bored, play some Fallout 3.
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